Jai asks Doc Aga for help when he finds a vagrant (guest Donita Rose) roaming the streets. Ocs shows some motherly affection by cleaning up the woman whom they name Girl. Girl turns out to be a beautiful longhaired mestiza.

Meanwhile, Major Ret is bothered by rumors questioning his manhood. When he goes to Ocs’s house and sees Girl, he thinks of courting the pretty gal to dispel rumors that he is gay. All of Tabuneknek is taken by surprise when Ret brags about his new girlfriend.

Ret takes all the kids swimming to celebrate his newfound love. When Butching has trouble swimming, Doc Aga asks Cita’s cousin Gary Concepcion (Empoy), who had claimed to be a top-notch swimmer and lifeguard, to save him. Unfortunately, Gary doesn’t really know how to swim and refuses to jump into the pool. Who will save poor Butching? Can Ret convince everyone that he is not gay?